An Open Letter To People Who Dislike Wearing Masks In Public During A Pandemic

Dear Sirs (of all genders);

It has come to my attention that you find public health and safety a nuisance.

I understand.

I find humans to be a nuisance in general, healthy or otherwise. When I worked in college admission, I used to joke that it would have been a great job except for all of the students.

When I traveled, it was so lovely, except for lines… of people. At TSA, at coffee shops… everywhere, those pesky people.